Ever have those moments in marriage where you look at your significant other and think: "Wow, I married a genius" (note the sarcasm in that). Or "Omg, we're AWESOME." Yeah.. we get those a lot too. These are some of our shenanigans.
Him:Good god, look at you. You look like you're ready to go hunting and gathering. And then go feed the village children.
Him:You look like National Geographic.
Him:I'm gonna need you to go out there and get some nuts and berries.
Him:I'll check ya later, Dances With Wolves!
(So I have this super soft men's robe on from Target. I'm naked as per usual underneath. But I've been cold/hot so I don't have the my arms in the sleeves, but covering the rest of my body. See this pic for reference - 9gag.com/gag/1803968)